Monday, April 20, 2015

P-Slatez

More than one thousand days ago, when my bro worked at a different company in the city. We, him, a colleague of his, my ex and I used to go drinking regularly. Mainly around the city, Surry Hills and the Darlinghurst area. A lot has changed in the time I have been away.

P-Slatez is now engaged to be married, soon in fact, in only a couple of months time. I was looking forward to meeting up with him and his fiancée, having some food and some good beer. With a rough time and location, Dom and I went off on our way. Nina and my folks would join us later on at a pub of our choosing.

'The Shakespeare', famed for its large portions and rather tasty $12.50 main meals was the place selected to fulfil our food hunger needs. Finding an unoccupied but reserved table, reserved from 8.30pm and it was only 7pm so we had plenty of time. We took our seats, looked at the menu just for the sake that it was there, we all knew what we wanted. Having had the steak and lamb shanks before, a bit too much red meat in recent days I thought it best if I went for the chicken burger. Or maybe a chicken Parma (a chicken schnitzel topped with cheese and bacon then covered in tomato sauce). No I, I think the big, fat, juicy chicken burger is what I'm after.

Blinded like a rabbit in headlights, I froze staring blankly at the special board which was an A4 sheet of paper with several words making up food based sentences on it. A form of 'Surf 'n' Turf' for only $17.50 how could one resist. Five dollars more than my chicken burger but with a fat piece of rump with king prawns stacked on top all the way to the clouds and smothered in bearnaise sauce, ooooooh, yum. Chips and a side salad to complement such a fulfilling dish. Digestion aided by Young Henry's 'Real Ale'.

The party that had reserved the area in which we currently sat arrived. Literally a bus load of fresh faced young boys. Formerly assumed to be a bucks (or stags) party, we changed our minds when we saw the barely of legal drinking age bald faced boys hovering over the tables next to us and eventually ours. Perhaps it was a 21st birthday party or something, whatever it was we didn't want to be caught in the midst once it kicked off. Poor P-Slatez was forced to forgo the completion of his brontosaurus sized ribs. He had devoured most if not all the meat and a large portion of the crispy little potato chip army and some leafy greens. He was done, finished, full to the point of explosion. A tiny wafer thin mint would probably bring him to an immediate and messy end.

We took our leave and walked through the doors of an equally as busy pub, 'The Dove and Olive'. Another pub with too many taps to count and a huge beer list covering the wall behind the bar.
I was readying myself to place an order of a flight of three different beers when I saw that the guy next to me and in front of me in the queue had done just that and the barmaid serving him was struggling beyond comprehension. Almost as if she had been ordered without warning to dismantle a nuclear bomb or complete a Rubik’s cube without any previous knowledge of how. My mind was made up, I had an oddly named Pale. 'Yullis Norman', 'Aussie Ale'.

A great Pale with pronounced notes of Antipodean hops and lots and lots of tropical fruit. A lovely beer that I haven't seen before or since but am on the lookout for. We tried a few more beers, mainly sharing each others and as my folks had met us and my dad bought the first round, some of his too. A great Porter from 'Stone and Wood', the Stone and Wood 'Pacific Ale', probably the best Australian beer available in the UK and some other tasty drops that I cannot remember.

We were seated in the outside smoking area out the back which was filling by the bucket load. Cigarette smoke blowing in every direction, the combined noise of mixed conversations all over coming together creating and almost intolerable sound and a bunch of drunk Irish guys to one side and drunk Scots the other. In a short period of time they must have individually smoked a pack of cigarettes and broken at least four or five glasses. With all the noise, smoke and broken glass flying all over we left to go somewhere a little more peaceful, a serene place to see out the evening.

The next pub was a short walk through the quaint, picturesque back streets of Surry Hills. Past cute little terraced houses and tree lined streets we found where we wanted. 'The Trinity', the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost (or Spirit depending on which country or church or whatever). That days Premiership games on the TV screens, a smoking area with just enough seats for us all and a million and one beers on tap. The place was the Trinity. Sitting outside for no less than ten minutes, we were told by an impatient bouncer to move inside. The only seats available inside were around a small round table. Small groups occupying the remainder or the seats and larger tables. One group behind us sitting on a bench and long table with what must have been about ten seats. There were only three of them. Polite foreign folk who saw our struggle and as they were leaving, offered up their seats to us.

I've been drinking far too many different beers to remember all of them, even if I had written things down I think I would have still forgotten some small and possibly important little pieces of information about each. Maybe next time I try a beer I will take notes but at the time that feels far too formal and annoying.


From what I can remember, one particular beer stood out a mile with the sheer hoppiness of it alone. Frederick's 'Hop Cannon' was a very special hoppy beer. Resembling an Aussie IPA or something of the like, it was malty, rich and citrussy but the hops kept coming and coming. The more you drank the more you noticed, it was a beer that required more than one and we had many before we left. There was a double IPA that didn't come close and a Red IPA that was amazing but still fell short. The moustachioed fellow on the label was enough to try it, add that to the name and the curiosity of the 'Hop Cannon', it was an obvious winner. That was the end of what could have been a rather stressful event had we not evacuated both previous pubs in time.





I don't know what Frederick's it was but here are some.


possibly some more but I can't remember... sorry


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