It was another one of
those rare Friday evenings off work, I had some laundry to do which
made for a wonderfully fun Friday night. I started doing my laundry
at my parent's house in Walton-on Thames, after a disagreement with
the local launderette... a long story. I planned to ride my bike to
my parent's place with the good intention of putting my wash load on
as soon as I arrived so the cycle would finish and I could dry it in
the tumble dryer before going to bed that night.
Unfortunately I got a
little side tracked at the bar after work. I'd been bought some
beers, a couple of bottles of DNA to be precise. So I decided I would
have them as soon as I finished, make them swift then have a bite to
eat and ride straight to Walton do my laundry and meet my mates for a
beer at a local pub. I ended up having a meaning I was running late
and had to rush. My idea of sorting my laundry out went straight out
the window, I could always sleep in my old bed and do it in the
morning as I wasn't due to start work until 7pm so had plenty of
time.
I rode my bike as fast
as I could carrying my 15kg rucksack full of dirty laundry. I arrived
incredibly sweaty, so much so that my mum didn't even want to give me
a hug when she said hello to me. I put my things down, said hello and
goodbye and left for the pub.
I assumed they'd be in
the Swan's huge beer garden chilling with a beer right by the Thames'
riverside. I went through the pub from the street so I could buy a
beer before going out to the beer garden. I glanced about and ordered
a Doombar but quickly changed my mind luckily before the barman had a
chance to start pouring my beer. I noticed that they had DNA on tap.
I immediately ordered one of those instead. I was quite shocked when
my beer was put in front of me and the barman asked for £4.84 for
the pint. What a ridiculous price and how steep too. I thought. In
reality I handed over the money without fuss.
Over £4.80 for a pint
of ale is verging on the extortionate price charged in some places
for the fancy continental lagers, prices so astronomically high that
the days of buying a pint for under £2.50 will seem like a million
years ago. I recently paid £4.70 for a pint of Fuller's ESB which I
struggled with the idea of but £4.84, oh my goodness.
I cannot deny the fact
though, it is a marvellous beer, one that has certainly become my
drink of choice at my pub.
Another thing that
annoyed me about the beer, other than how expensive it was, was the
glass. It quickly got on my nerves mainly because of its design. It
has the same design that's on the bottle, the bright garish almost
Caribbean themed (probably not really but I think it looks that way)
label, complete with the jagged little black bit along the bottom. It
was a dark dull autumnal evening and in the fading light my mind was
tricked by that bloody black bit. Not only did I try and take a sip
and there was nothing as the glass was empty, I did it three times.
Perhaps it was cunning or maybe more likely because I had only eaten
half of a vegetarian lasagne and drunk a few beers and rode my bike
so fast that all the alcohol had gone straight to my head.