Saturday, April 18, 2015

A Boozy Adventure in Newtown

It took me nearly two weeks but I finally managed to make it to Newtown. In the good ol' days when I lived in Sydney, it became a ritual to visit a cocktail bar in Newtown every, or most Sundays. Sitting on the decking of the upstairs and outdoor section of 'Corridor', at the time one of the more quirky cocktail bars in Sydney. We'd usually be sipping on some fine gin based cocktail which tastes like Palma Violets, or a house spiced rum based Old Fashioned. Or failing that we'd have a pint of little creatures Pale Ale and some chips and home made dips. Probably the nicest pumpkin and beetroot dip, separate dips that is.
That was then, about three years ago.

This time round things were a bit different. I no longer lived in Australia and am on a short three week holiday with the family. More time constraints and all the stuff associated with family holidays. It all added up giving me less 'me time'.

I caught the bus from Surry Hills and arrived about an hour and a half before the others. They were off cruising around and shopping in the quaint Italian communities in the suburbs of Leichhardt and Haberfield.

I walked the length of King St to see how it had changed, if at all. It had a little. There seemed to be far more coffee shops and all kinds of food vendors, most of which were of the vegetarian or Asian sort. Such a brilliantly named bed linen shop had shut down, most likely succumbed to the fate of loss of trade and increased rent and rates. 'Holy Sheet' was no longer there, a real shame as they had some fine cotton towels and some of the most luxurious bed sheets you could imagine, more to the point, the name, what a name.

Out of all the places I saw, I took note of one pub. I think I remembered 'The Newtown Hotel' as being a bit of a crap pub. It looked pretty cool now, tap after tap of craft beers beckoning me in, like a Sirens call luring hordes of sailors to come crashing into rocks and sinking to their watery graves. I would not be drowning, at least I hoped I wouldn't any way. You can drown in less than half a pint of water so the thought was there and shocking, I wish I'd never thought of such an analogy.

In a state of befuddlement I slowly drew nearer and nearer to the bar. Eventually I was in front of the taps. I was about to order a Coopers Pale, a fine and classic pale that I have drunk gallon loads of, when I saw something new, something new to me. I ordered a schooner of 'Cricketers Arms, Spearhead Pale Ale', another craft beer coming from a New South Wales rival state, Victoria. I hate to admit it with a certain allegiance to NSW, but Victoria seems to be the place really riding and controlling this craft beer wave sweeping the nation like a world class surfer. A decent American style Pale Ale brewed by the Sundance Brewing Company who are now owned and operated by Asahi, the big boy in Japanese beer.

The alluring maiden behind the bar poured the beer with a smile just bright enough to shine through her lacklustre expression. I handed over the cash, took my beer and seemingly vanished into one of the dimly lit corners of the pub, camouflaging myself with the background. I had drinking to do and some writing to catch up with.

A light bodied pale with a malty backbone and tasting like it had been hopped with punchy and zingy antipodean hops. With it being an American Style Pale it is more likely hopped with hops like Cascade and the like but it was good no matter what. A perfect Pale for an accompaniment to what will most optimistically be a great afternoon.
I had a few more that day and some with my lunch which was taken on the upstairs balcony of the pub. The 'Animal' restaurant, part of the pub but not as connected as one would think it would be considering it was part of the same venue.
To help those struggling to finish their food at the dinner table, I volunteered the services of my belly. In the time of having my first, then meeting the family, we practically walked to the boundaries of Newtown and back again. I think the Sirens call was strong enough to lure us all back for more.

After filling our bellies, a plan was devised. My dad and I were to remain in Newtown, Nina would take my mum and nan to some shops in Bondi Junction. Dom would ride home on his noisy dry clutch Ducati, then Nina would take a slight detour and drop him off near or where we were on her way to Bondi Junction. A perfect plan I thought to myself. The others obviously agreed as that was the plan that went down.

In the mean time, me and my pops walked over towards Enmore in search of Young Henry's Brewery. I had a rough idea of where it was so relaxation came as we casually strolled down King St and on to Enmore Road. Without being signposted it was a bit harder to find than one might have liked but after looking at some marrow plants and sunflowers on the side of the road, a keg appeared in the periphery. I knew we'd arrived.

The brewery was much bigger than I expected, going to some in the UK and seeing how much output they had for such a small capacity, this place was insane. Larger than any micro brewery I've ever visited, I have no idea of their full capacity but it must be bloody massive.
Palette loads of malts all over the place. Kegs stacked high and with ample storage space for other stuff. They even had one of those forklift pump truck things.

The 'Real Ale' I'd tried the other day was impressive enough to tempt me to trying more of their beers. Further still and probably shameful of me to admit but in the morning I watched an SBS documentary called 'Hipsters'. The episode was about entrepreneurs that had been renamed 'Hipsterpreneurs', one place that was featured was the Young Henry's Brewery in Newtown.
That wasn't the main reason or reason at all why I wanted to check the place out. I'd been told by absolutely everybody I'd spoken to that I had to check the brewery out.

My dad being a fan of 'dark beers' went for the red velvet stout named 'Esther's Ale'. I think I remember seeing a sign saying it was made using oats, lactose and raspberry purée. I tried the 'Newtowner', a fairly mellow but flavour packed lower alcohol Pale. The beers were served in midi glasses.

If you're unfamiliar with the beer glass sizes in Sydney, you pretty much get a few to chose from with an extra one in some really wanky places. The 'Midi' is 285ml and comes in at a little over half a British pint. A 'Schooner' which is 425ml, smaller than both the 473ml U.S pint and British pint. The sizes do make sense when you think of all the hot weather you get here. Nobody likes a 'warm beer', even us Brits. You can get pints here which are the same as the 562ml British pints. Then there is this utter ludicrous size that makes no sense and like I said before, you can only get in really wanky places. The 'Schmidi'. Only seen in a few pretentious and ponsy bars, pubs and clubs around the CBD or in some busy tourist hot spots. Usually costing more than a schooner but a bit smaller, roughly half way between a midi and a schooner at about 375ml.
Correct me if I'm wrong but that pretty much sums it up for the Sydney beer glasses.

The beer was good, tasty and fresh direct from the brewery.
When I received word that my bro was on his way and only round the corner I went out to meet him, after ordering another round. I know the brewery wasn't signposted or that obvious but we managed to find it, he walked directly past.

I asked for the 'Hop Ale', a hoppier, more boozy Pale, my dad wanted to try the Newtowner. They also do a 'Natural Lager' and a 'Cloudy Cider' to name a few, plus many special limited batch brews and even Gin.

When my dad returned from the bar I was convinced that he'd made a mistake. The beer I had looked and tasted just like the Newtowner, the one that I'd just finished. He claimed he'd ordered it correctly, two Hop Ales and one Newtowner but I could swear, in fact if I had a house I would bet my house that it was the wrong way round.
It was time to find out for sure so he went up to the bar and asked the barmaid, like I thought, it was the wrong way round. Oh well, Newtowner is good enough to drink again and again so it wasn't really a problem, I only wanted to try the Hop Ale. I feel that I am beginning to know what I'm on about when it comes to beer, maybe.

The next round I got my wish and had a chance to try the Hop Ale, my dad and Dom had the stout. My dad obviously enjoyed it but Dom wasn't as impressed. I think the slight tartness from the raspberry purée had enough influence on the overall flavour that he didn't like it. Personally, I too am not a fan of fruit in my stouts. I've tried cranberry, cherry and now raspberry and not enjoyed any of them.

After trying what I wanted and reading a bit here and there in various beer magazines, I called for us to move on. We left Young Henry's and ventured a few more minutes along the Enmore Road.

The 'Duke of Edinburgh' was the place that would hopefully fulfil our booze requirements after such a lovely afternoon filling our bellies with food and beer. Hop Ale is a great beer and Newtowner makes for a fantastic sessionable Pale, and the fact that they have a beer called 'Real Ale' makes it even better. It tastes so much like a genuine English bitter especially when poured from a hand pump.

Another huge selection of craft beers. So many of the pubs I have visited look plain, crap, boring and generally a bit shit. But when you walk through the doors and approach the bar, your eyes are met with fridges full of beer, taps everywhere and surprisingly knowledgeable staff. I really was instantly judging this place along with some others on their initial appearance and that was devilishly deceptive of them. Granted, the décor and furniture in the Duke of Edinburgh was still a bit shit. With over two hands worth of tap beers to choose from, I was prepared to look past its visual flaws.

Given the choice , it was a bit silly that we all went for 'Elsie the Milk Stout' from Batch Brewery, another Newtown local I'm told, well, Marrickville to be precise.
I think that we all wanted a smooth and creamy stout after the previous 'tart' offering. We certainly appreciated the soft and slight sweetness to the 'Nitrogenated' Milk stout. My only fault of it is that it is too damn easy to drink.

On his return from the loo, Dom told us of a beer he'd been in conversation with the barman about. On his way to the toilet, he'd noticed a funky looking label on one of the taps. He asked the barman what it was and he obliged. A beer from 'Shenanigans Brewing Company' called 'Stunt Beer', I think that is what it was I may have forgotten it. It is a very special beer that is rarely ever seen on tap. For some reason the brewery or brewer decided that they would keg this one. A Porter aged in spiced rum barrels. I was feeling a bit stuffed from lunch, eating every one else's food does fill one up and that was more than three hours into the past.

Unsure of what to do, Dom procured three midis of this stuff.

I've never experienced such a beer. I can't say that I'd drink another but not because it was in any way unpleasant or anything. It was just so rich that I couldn't have finished a larger one but more than likely would be able to have more on another occasion. Given the right circumstances and if I ever see it elsewhere I will try it again. For a relatively low alcohol beer (well, I don't know if you could call 6.5% low but for that style it kind of is), it really did taste like a barrel aged Imperial Stout/Porter. The spiciness of the rum added massively to the beers richness. It had quite an abrupt hit of booze then mellowed out a little on the finish. An inspiringly complex beer that makes you question what is right and what is wrong and what it is that we can possibly do next.

The bus from Newton dropped us off at Central Station, or that is where we got off. Rather than going any further into the city we chose to walk back through the back end of Surry hills and maybe see some other pubs. We walked through and along the underpass that takes you from George St, and spits you out right on the Surry Hills side.

Stopping by a pub to urinate. We had to expertly and slyly navigate our way through a mirrored maze, past a gaming room, up and down a few sets of stairs and into the loo. Never has a prize of urinating been so rewarding. We repeated the journey and were back on the street. There was a brief and awkward moment crossing paths with an old gambling man, but sidestepping and manoeuvring through a door made easy work of him.

There was one pub we were passing on the way back and ducked in. it had recently received a big and well overdue mammoth overhaul. I wont go into detail but the place used to be a brightly shining red lantern on a street of glowing red bulbs and little red windows.

Inside was booming. Young trendy types, often labelled as 'Hipsters' spanning the walls. Glancing visions of the past flashed in and out of my consciousness. What a change. It actually looked and felt like a completely different pub.
It certainly wasn't the KB Hotel I remembered.

A little quick to the bar, I offered to pay for the round. It was probably my turn so honoured it. If I'd known it was going to cost me over $30 I may not have been so forward. I had La Sirene 'Florette' a Belgian style Pale tasting, looking and feeling very much like a Saison. A light, fruity flavoursome and refreshing beer, I really liked it. It was a long and boozy day and so cannot remember what the others drank.


Craft beer truly has transformed the face of the Sydney booze scene. It seems that soon it might be quite hard to find the not so good old fashioned boozers. That might sound a bit harsh and soppy but I'm sure they too will eventually move with the times and adopt a freer and the more tasty craft beer approach. Good beer is never a bad thing.






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