Monday, May 4, 2015

No Blood at a Fight Club

It seems that my sequence is all out, I actually wrote this one to be posted mid April... Oh well.

The other night when I was in the Dove and Olive I notice posters all over the place advertising this thing called a 'Craft Beer Fight Club'. I misunderstood it as being a kind of tap takeover which it kind of was but not in the way that I was used to.

I met an old friend for some lunch at a brilliant little Vietnamese restaurant for a bowl of 'Pho', Vietnamese beef noodle soup. We dated a couple of years ago and we lived together when I used to live in Australia. We regularly came to this place to enjoy a delicious bowl of deep and rich meaty broth with rice noodles, thinly sliced beef, fresh herbs and bean sprouts. Having had it many times elsewhere, nowhere has ever come close to the Pho at 'Pasteur' on Sydney's George St.
A tasty lunch, catching up over the tastiest Pho out of Vietnam. It was like old times. From there we headed in the direction of the Dove and Olive via a couple of places to get some other bits. There was a place that made dumplings to order on Pitt St, 'Ho's Dim Sum Kitchen'. They have these amazing little egg custard pancakes. Sticky, gooey rice flour pancakes filled with sweet and creamy egg custard. I remember that they always used to sell out of them early and once out they wouldn't make any more for that day. We were unfortunate to visit on a day when they'd run out. I had braced myself for this disappointment but Jade had not. She was devastated. Something so tasty filled with such memories would have made for such a wonderful middle to what was for me already a lovely afternoon.

The 'Craft Beer Fight Club' was due to start any time after 7pm so we went over to the pub to wait and see what it was all about.
We go there quite early so had a few beers while we conversed about old times, present times and ideas of what to do in the future. Quite a lot came out and an idea of mine came to the surface and got me quite excited about the up and coming months. All I can say is that it involves beer, both the production and the sale and possibly something along the lines of a bar sort of thing.

The time came to go upstairs, pay the rudimentary off duty staff posing as door staff the entrance fee which was quite hefty at $30 but when you consider that that included 4 schooners of craft beer from two different, battling brewers. Moo Brew from Tasmania and HopDog Beer Works out of New South Wales. I'd tried a couple of Moo Brew beers on this trip but nothing yet from HopDog. P-Slatez had informed me of their existence but I hadn't actually seen anything in any pubs yet.

We managed to find a couple of seats opposite what looked and seemed like a couple of regulars. They were 'in' with the bar staff and seemed to know a lot of people there on the night. We were seated on sofas in the far left corner of the upstairs bistro/bar section of the pub. Behind us was the 'staff' team. A bunch that turned out to be very loud and actually quite annoying. When it came to the quiz round, they had an unfair advantage.

The first beer out was one from Moo Brew, their Hefeweizen. I was shocked how close it was to its German cousin. It was almost just like drinking a beer in Munich but instead of being surrounded by square jawed men and tall blonde vixens, the place was full of all kinds of folks from all walks of life, big and tall, short and skinny, any kind of demographic was in here, even a couple of tourists from the European continent. It was a very yeasty beer but so fruity and smooth that it was a pleasure to consume. It was however quite a filling little drop. I would rate that one very highly in the Hefe or Weiss category.

I think it was a bit crap having a face off or fight club or whatever, when comparing some of these beers that are not anything like the oppositions beer. You can't possible compare a Hefe with an IPA Saison, it just doesn't work. For that reason I was reluctant to give any kind of grading or score between the two breweries.

Talking of the IPA Saison, it was the next beer out. One from HopDog Beer Works. It sounded very interesting. I was willing to stay or even come for that beer alone. One of the brew days I did at a London brewery was making an IPA Saison. I won't really got much into this one as I don't think it was right. Thick, cloudy, not tasting anything like a Saison or IPA fermented using Saison yeast should. At all, in any way. It was all wrong. Maybe if it had had a couple more weeks to condition it might have cleared a little and allowed the flavours to mellow and come out and in some cases intensify. As it hadn't and according to the brewer, come straight from the fermenter I think I heard him say, “it is as fresh a beer as you can get”. The idea behind it and the write up were really selling it but the beer did not live up to any of it. Looking around seeing so many full and untouched glasses really tells a story. We had a silly little challenge with this beer. Beer Bingo or whatever you want to call it. A stupid little game to identify however many flavours you can in the beer. It was a bit crap really. Rather than naming specifics you could have just said 'Tropical' or 'Citrus' and one of the flavours was I think 'Pig Semen'. I mean what the fuck. Any way, it didn't put me off the rest of the evening, well it almost did.

Something else a bit wrong with the whole evening was a Pale following such an odd and powerful beer. Nothing but an intense Imperial Stout or Double IPA or something really packing a punch could follow the IPA Saison.

However good Moo Brew Pale is, it was difficult to detect and appreciate the flavours after the previous beer. A real shame as it is one of the best Pales I've had whilst in Australia. I would and have happily paid almost $10 for a schooner of the stuff before. Hopped using Aussie grown US hop varieties. The conditions in Australia are slightly different to most of the US hops so you get a bit of variation there. A great Aussie Pale with US hop varieties grown down under.

The last beer was the only thing keeping us there. The staff team, drunk, rude and very loud, almost deafeningly loud. The IPA Saison occasionally popping up in a burp or two and a hunger growing with the intention of finishing the night at cute little Thai, 'Chat Thai' on Campbell St.
The lack of order and organisation being all over the place meant that what I thought would be a couple of hours was more likely taking three almost four hours. Probably by the time it finished it would have passed the four hour mark.

Thinking it would be over soon, I readied myself for the next beer and to leave but out came a random pub quiz, trivia round. Jade had gone out for a smoke, so I bowed out of the first round. A bit of a shame as I would have won, I reckon I would have anyway. Jade wasn't too happy as the night had gone on too long, we were both hungry and it wasn't that great in there. I wanted to see it through to the end as it was something I'd been looking forward to even if it was a bit shit. We stayed for the last beer.

A good thing too as the last beer was by far the winner of the night. Incomparable to any of the other beers but standing out high above the rest. I didn't used to enjoy Red IPAs but things have changed. They have much, much more flavour than their paler brothers, usually with a hoppier character and bitterness to rival Double IPAs. 'Redhopulous Maximus India Red Ale' is a amped up version of HopDog's 'Redhopulous'. What a beer, any Red IPA fan must give it a go.


With the amount of disorder or would it be better to say 'lack of order' of the night, I won't take part in one again and judging any. I can't and wouldn't compare the two breweries based on the beers up for trial. Both had their merits and one in particular had so many flaws that one might have written off the brewery altogether. They did manage to redeem themselves later but I think trying their beers in future I will have a little taste before I dive in a buy before I try. Moo Brew can hold their heads up as they brought two faultless beers to the table.

A great pub with lots of ever changing local and overseas brews

More wonderful beer coming from Tasmania

I'm sure on a good day IPA Saison is a tasty drop.

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