Friday, May 8, 2015

Cafe De Wheels

After such a miserable few days of pissing rain and constant wetness, I decided that as the sun had come out and it was supposedly going to be a clear day I might as well make the most of it by taking my bike out for a ride. I should really explain that I have a bike and how this bike came about.

When I was living in England, I used to ride my bike to and from work every day which was about a 10 mile round trip. I got so into cycling that I bought a top spec vintage Italian frame from the 70's. I built it from the ground up using all high end parts of the era. It was a dream, my little baby. An incredibly fast and responsive steel framed bicycle. I was in love. Only about a week into having wheels built to my specifications, and riding it and running in the recently refurbished (by myself) groupset. It got stolen. My beloved bike, taken from me. I turned my back for near on 30 seconds and it was gone. An opportunist thief none the less. In fact just as I'd come to terms with it being gone I saw someone riding it. I jumped out the car and immediately gave chase. With dodgy old knees and not being used to running at all, I was buggered to say the least. To make matters worse, an unsuspecting bystander must have witnessed the events and notified the police. I got back into my mates car and as we were driving around, a police car pulled us over. I was asked to step out of the vehicle as somebody matching my description was just reported to be chasing and threatening a young chap on a bike. Too bloody right I was chasing and threatening the little shit, for all I knew he was the one who stole my bike in the first place. I wanted to break his legs, both of them. Instead of getting the kid on the bike, the police were more interested in pursuing me and winding me up, even when my story checked out they seemed disinterested in it. A bunch of lazy bastards is all I can say.

Any way, when I moved out to Australia about a month after that horrific life event, I was desperate for a ride. I bought myself a bike on Australian eBay after searching all over and finding the best deal. A great little bike popped up. A well regarded Melbourne frame builder, using lightweight steel tubing and having a high spec groupset, it was perfect. Coming in at about $200, and being around the corner from where Nina's parents lived, it was even better. When I collected the bike, all I really needed to do to get it riding was buy some pedals, so I did. I should also mention that I had to buy a helmet, it is the law in New South Wales if not the whole of Australia. The first day I went out on a ride on the bike I was pulled over by police who weren't having any of my ignorance. They walked me to the nearest bike shop which was only about a hundred metres away, then waited until I had purchased a helmet. I suppose that was better than getting a fine or risking serious head injury.

So the first day of sun after so much crap and Paconi, my bike, was destined to be ridden. She was crying out to be ridden. So loudly that I could just about hear her soft wails as I was getting dressed on the 6th floor. I opened the door to the flats lock up and got out the gear, a helmet, a lock and her, Paconi. Flouro pink, orange and yellow with soft pink handlebar tape and bright white tyres. A beauty to behold and even nicer to ride. A smaller frame than the ones I have currently in the UK, but at the time that was what I was used to. A short wheelbase, with tight geometry allowing you to really cut into corners and glide around sharp bends at hare like speeds.

It was so good riding around the city again. Zooming down steep and long hills, then having to ride back up them or the other side. Powering across the Sydney Harbour Bridge and into and around North Sydney. This day I didn't do that, I felt like a slight change so went and did a couple of loops of Macquaries Point near the botanical gardens. Then stopped in to check out the Art Gallery of NSW. I'm so glad I did that, it was amazing. Some really good pieces of art in there, I'd say all in all it is a better gallery than the MCA. So many floors, so many rooms, it's free (mostly) and the art work is really varied, not just renaissance pieces or those of the Dutch Masters even though there were loads of the latter. The only downside to doing that was that the sun was blazing outside and I was busy indoors walking around looking at paintings and sculptures, and the sun through tinted windows. I was in there for about two hours and decided to call it a day, I had to make the most of the lovely weather just in case it pissed it down like it had the last few days.

I rode from the gallery close to the waterside until I got to Wooloomooloo. It was there that I'd been aiming for. A famous café right on the waters edge, next to the Australian Naval base. Not the most breathtaking view or picturesque but still better than looking at a busy main road or pedestrianised shopping street. I got in the queue and chose what I wanted.

My usual at Harry's Café De Wheels is a 'Lean Beef Tiger' a peppered, lean beef pie with mashed potato, mushy peas and gravy. All that for a snip at under $8. I ordered, paid up and once I received it, I walked along the water front until I found an unoccupied bench seat. Basking in the suns rays, I sat and ate my pie. Forgetting to get a napkin I made a bit of a mess but wiped my face with my hand and then wiped my hand on my shorts. Nobody would have ever noticed that I got gravy and shit all over my face. I wanted to ride off but was too full up from the pie and bottle of water I'd drunk so sat it out for a bit. Reading in the sun on a relatively peaceful afternoon. Learning from experience, I never try to get lunch or a coffee any time between 12-2pm. That time of the day is manic, people rushing all over trying to get food and eat it quickly so they can get back to work as soon as possible. After about an hour of chilling I was ready to go off.

I fancied a beer or something, maybe somewhere quiet to go to catch up with some writing. Due to the amount I'd been going out and drinking, I had so much to write about and keeping on top of it was really quite hard. I try and still I manage to constantly be chasing my tail. Where to go for a drink was the problem. I know a couple of places in Wooloomooloo but fancied something different, somewhere I wouldn't normally go. There were a couple of places where I was but I remember one not being that great and I couldn't remember the name or where the other one was. I gave up and rode to the Old Fitz. I went there a couple of weeks ago with my bro and dad and used to go a lot when I was living in Sydney. They did free pool on a night of the week but which one I couldn't remember. Not that made any difference to me as I wasn't there to play pool.

The selection of beers wasn't as good as the last time I was in there but they had a couple I liked so I got one of the Red IPA's. I only got a midi as it was still quite early, I had been riding my bike so was a little dehydrated and I didn't want to get drunk, at that time anyway. I couldn't find any power points so was limited to the time left on my battery which was currently at about 90%.
I managed to get a couple of bits done and was thinking that the current situation wasn't of any merit so wasn't going to bother writing anything. That was until a bunch of guys came in. A variety of ages, styles and the like. I thought it may have been a stag/bucks do but at that time on a Thursday afternoon seemed a bit odd. Then I thought it could have been a pub crawl of sorts. Who knows.

It wasn't until I started to eavesdrop a little whilst writing that I was able to figure out what was going on. I overheard them mention Guinness a few times. Then saying about a meeting and this and that. Then it got really technical with one guy taking the minutes as the meeting got under way. They were discussing strange things like, a forfeit/penalty because one of the guys tried to sneak in a Heineken in a round. The penalty they all agreed on was that the guilty culprit had to drink a Piña Colada. One guy even mentioned making a spreadsheet so that they can accurately measure and record or rate the Guinness that they have. They had a long list of what sounded like it must have been every pub in Sydney that sold Guinness. Quite a lot do nowadays, I don't remember getting a good one. As far as Stouts go, Guinness is in no way my favourite and I'll only opt to have it if there isn't anything more pleasing.


I sat and listened to this meeting go on for a while. It was all a big formal discussion about Guinness in Australia, Sydney in particular. It was such an odd occurrence that I thought it necessary to include a little story of it on my blog. What was a fulfilling bike ride in the sun, an exciting trip to the gallery, a delicious pie on the water front and a potentially uneventful beer ending with some covert eavesdropping over some kind of Guinness Appreciation Societies monthly meeting.

It would seem that Guinness has some very dedicated followers Down Under.

A truly awesome gallery


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