Wednesday, February 11, 2015

John, John and John

Sometimes you pass a pub that looks like it might be quite good, an interesting place, but for one reason or another you don't go any further than a quick glance through the window. I did just that except I happened to be a passenger in a passing car. I could see two sets of craft beer taps through one of the slightly exaggerated, 20ft windows. We drove by and the pub was out of view, a depressing memory of what could have been. I'd missed out on an opportunity to try somewhere new and have some decent beer in the process.

Thank goodness for traffic, the car was stuck in a mini jam on Baron St in Islington, London. We were quite literally spitting distance from the pub. My mate was on his way to a record shop in Islington to pick up a record he'd ordered. Not to tempt fate, I jumped out of the car but didn't do any kind of fancy special forces roll or anything as the car was stationary, then I went inside the pub. The Three Johns, right by Chapel Market on the same road as the much loved Craft Beer Co N1.

The ceiling was so high you'd have needed a cherry picker to change a light bulb. Thankfully the lamps were wall mounted not on the elaborate 2ftx2ft metallic tiles, so that wouldn't be a problem. Along with the bright shiny, bronze looking tiles there were also a couple of riveted iron girders spanning the width of the pub and another huge girder going from wall to wall.

I feel like I must have been passed the place several times before but with no memory of it. Seeing it today was like I'd been living in a blacked out cellar with only a candle for illumination and then breaking out into the open and seeing the sun for the first time, it was like a brand new sight for me.

It's a pub decorated with bare brick walls and random modified old fashioned paintings, it is easily airy enough to swing a fully grown lion, or several cats head to tail. A bench seat along the entire length of one wall that must have come straight from one of London's many communal baths and classroom chairs that could have been picked up from any of the numerous closed schools in the surrounding area.
The front door was heavier and harder to open than I thought and nearly caused all manner of embarrassment, but didn't. I narrowly escaped a red face.

I was faced with another challenge at the bar, so many beers to choose from. Most of which I'd never tried before. My original budget of three half pints might have to change, I'm already on my second and there are a couple more I want to try before I leave but I'll see about that later.

My first was an Everyday IPA from the Founder Brewing Co out of Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA. At 4.7% it is of a low enough strength to drink everyday but there must be some other reason for that name. It is a light and mellow IPA with citrussy hop notes and it goes down easier than a Spanish footballer. It was good enough to want another but with such a selection it would have been rude and thoughtless of me to stick to the same beer. I wanted to drink them all.

At the bar were a few chaps, I'd say ranging from late thirties to mid fifties. I was watching them and observing what they were up to. Occasionally looking up from all this writing to be a nosy little bastard. Helping me find some creativity and stir my imagination for writing inspiration was The Kernel IPA, from Bermondsey, South East London. With more hoppy goodness and at 7.2% it was a bigger hitter than the Everyday IPA but again, it was so salivatingly delicious it left me longing for more. As I sat and quietly observed the guys at the bar in an almost meditative mental space, I thought about life and the life of pubs. If it were two, three, four maybe five years ago, what would they be drinking, as they were going through their craft beers trying many of the endless selection. I could picture them as if it were right in front of me, standing at the bar engaging in the same kind of banter but instead of drinking fine ales, they'd be knocking back pints of Fosters or Carlsberg, maybe Guinness or John Smiths or perhaps even a pint of cask ale if they were up for a bit of something more exciting. How times have changed. It might sound terribly harsh but I don't miss the 'good old days', the way pubs used to be that people go on about so frequently. Pubs with lots of character, full of local idiots and serving sub-standard crap and prices not so dissimilar to what we pay for beer now. In those days, the selection was limited to what a majority of pub co's and brewery tied houses were allowing their tenants or managed houses to serve. With so much choice nowadays, we are almost making excuses and going out of our minds trying to decide what beer to have out of what must be now more than 70 small craft breweries in London and over 1000 across the whole country. I know in what time I'd rather be.

I thoroughly enjoy drinking phenomenal beers, even if they are served in glasses that would have once caused a man to receive abuse and possibly turn to the 'other side' (homosexuality) or in some rarer cases maybe join the 'other side' (death). Obviously both examples are greatly exaggerated. I have nothing against drinking a half pint in a high ball glass but there's something almost dignified and sophisticated about drinking beer out of a stemmed tulip glass.

As the sun begins to set, the glass walled pub gets darker but not an immediate kind of dark. It is the darkness that is uncertain if it is going dark or still wanting to be light. The romance of the whole grandiose place quickly dissipates leaving an uncomfortable feeling in the air, so strong I had to fight off the overwhelming urge to put my jacket on. It's this in-between stage that makes everything seem so dull and gloomy, rapidly turning smiles into frowns and excitement and joy into nothingness. A least I have half a half of The Kernel IPA for company helping me to see me through this difficult time. The Kernel Brewery is probably the most highly regarded in the country at the moment and after trying one of their beers it's blindingly obvious why. Even if they are constantly varying the recipes, the underlying beers are still to the same overall tastes just using different hop varieties and so on.

Such an assortment of so many outrageously good beers is a cause for this most recent craft beer explosion. How can we ever go back to times of old? Forced to drink bland, flavourless and unoriginal beers and being forced to be content and happy with it all. Thankfully our lives have all been changed and this is no longer the case.

My third and final half is a smoked porter from Fourpure, also from Bermondsey. The Bermondsey mile awaits... From a recent unpleasant and altogether negative experience trying a smoked porter I was on the sceptical side of this one. I puffed up my chest, I'm brave, I have to try something new. The gamble paid off, it is a fabulous porter. Rich, smooth, complex, creamy, smoky, chocolaty, as I sipped at it I imagined Nigella Lawson's reacting to trying it and really getting into it reaching a state of near orgasm on tasting the beer. A porter to rival all porters and deserves to hold a crown up high so all can see and use it as an example of greatness.


I remembered how and why I should have recognised this place. Back when I used to go out with my mates in London, most of whom lived in Stoke Newington. I'd get the 73 bus from Kings Cross which drives past the front door of the pub. Noticing that it says Est. 2014 on the business card I realised that this wasn't here before, as I'd not done that journey in over 4 years, it definitely didn't exist in this current, exceptional form.









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