Friday, October 24, 2014

A Couple of Months Too Late

I've probably mention this numerous times but... I applied for my first British passport mid May, 5 months ago to be exact, and it's only now that I have been able to arrange my interview, the final step of the application process. I won't go on about it, only that something good came out of it, if you can find an ounce (in this case about half a kilo) of good in it.

My interview was at Her Majesty's Passport Office, Victoria, London at 1.15pm. My plan was to get off at Vauxhall rail station, cross the Thames and walk about fifteen minutes north to Victoria. I took a couple of wrong turnings and a slight detour so fifteen minutes ended up taken about half an hour. I had time enough to grab a beer from the pub across the road from the passport office, The St George's Tavern. I went in and ordered a half pint, I immediately up sized to a pint of Meantimes London Pale Ale. Nearly every pub I've been to in the last couple of weeks seems to stock Meantime beers. At least with the pale ale I know that I'm guaranteed to get a decent beer.

I queued up to get into the passport office for my interview. I was naively surprised to see not many English speakers with me waiting to get through airport style security. I checked in with reception and sat waiting for my number to be called. I went to the loo just before my number was called so when I came out and noticed my number on screen I had to quickly rush to the corresponding desk. Sod's law. I was asked a few questions to confirm my identity, then a series of irrelevant questions that made me feel like I was rehearsing a scripted conversation. It was over in a little over ten minutes leaving me with the rest of the afternoon to kill.
It had only taken an outrageous 5 bloody months to get to this stage. I was assured I'd have my passport within the next 5 working days.

I had time to afford myself another beer and possibly even some food. I took a seat a quickly skimmed over the menu more to ease my gentle curiosity. I nearly fainted when I saw it. The elusive whitebait, right there, with a brief description. Given the option between a pint or half a pint, I greedily ordered the pint with a side of skin on chips.

The anticipation was similar to that of a child just before they are allowed to open up their presents on Christmas morning. My heart rate elevated, my palms were clammy and my right leg was involuntarily shaking, the way people tend to associate it with sexual frustration. I was hysterical with excitement.

It was all brought out to me a lot quicker than I was expecting, so quick that I received a fright when the waiter placed the plates on the table in front of me.


It wasn't served in one of the stupid, showy miniature frying baskets lined with parchment like I had so envisioned. The little deep fried fish were unattractively plonked in the kind of shallow bowl I would normally eat my pasta out of. Presentation aside, they were gorgeous, with a rich seasoned crumb with a wedge of lemon and a pot of what looked and tasted like tartar sauce. They were crunchy on the outside and meaty on the inside. They quickly vanished, one at a time. Head, tail and all. I was satisfied, happy, no, elated.

A great place to indulge in fishy goodness and pass the time if waiting for the British Government to pull their finger out

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